December 2nd, 2006
Celebrate Global Orgasm Day!
What better way to promote peace then with the ultimate in good vibrations? The Global Day of Orgasm is on December 22. How will you celebrate? I know how I will: multiple times.
I couldn’t help but giggle in delight when I first heard the news about this new sex movement, it was so perfectly aligned with my own personal interests. A few weeks ago I was listening to my favorite public radio station, probably working with some arousing erotica images, when I heard about a bunch of peace-nicks organizing a global outreach unlike anything I’d ever known before - a rally of a truly unique nature, harkening back to Lennon’s week in bed with Yoko and a more recent movement in social sexual activism in which a group of women revealed their naked bodies, laid down on a sandy beach and spelled out the word “Peace.”
The idea behind this soon to be sexual revolution is simple: rather then gather together and form a group-self-ass-making-session at some noisy and potentially destructive rally these brilliant folks want to remind us that peace must come from the heart. And to strengthen those tranquil feelings, necessary in oneself to bring about significant change, we should all resonate together in one massive, orgasmic sensation.
I love the idea, personally. I can’t think of a better way to superficially solve all the world’s problems then to participate in the largest orgy ever imagined. I can’t wait to help strengthen my own resolve to keep peace then with positive reinforcement, and experience waves of pleasure right beside each and every person on this one planet, the same gift of Gaia that we all share.
Confession time: I can’t claim to be original in sharing this information with all you lovelies. In my daily obligations as a business hippie I almost forgot about this soon to be favorite holiday of mine. I’ve been neglecting my outreaching skills, and for that I apologize. If any of you are already readers of Simon’s often informative eros blog, The XLog, then you should already know about this epic event. Thanks for the reminder Simon - you saved this hippy’s soul.
I already know how I’m going to celebrate, although I’m still not sure exactly who I’m going to invite to this intimate little festivity I’m planning. I’m certainly glad I have such a noteworthy reason to apply my most cherished skills.
My only question is this: if I give and recieve many, many orgasms on the Global Orgasm Day, will that make me a better peace activist?
Much love to all of you,
And blessings on your many orgasms,
Tags: news, orgasm, peace, sexual activism
