Erotophoria

Fake porn euro notes being sold as a gimmick in Germany are being successfully passed off as real cash.

The notes, in 300, 600 and 1,000 euro denominations have a ring of 12 hearts instead of the usual EU stars and feature hunky men and big-breasted nude women.

Instead of the word ‘Euro’ being printed in the corner these notes have ‘Eros’ - the Greek god of love.

Euro Porn Women
But despite these differences - and the fact that the only large euro notes currently in circulation are 100s, 200s and 500s - police say they are being passed off as the real thing.

Cologne newsagent Bernd Friedhelm, 33, accepted one of the fake 600 euro notes from an unknown customer who bought two cartons of cigarettes and walked off with 534 euros in change.

Friedhelm said: “He told me it was a new type of note and I just figured I hadn’t seen one before.”

A spokesman for the Cologne police said: “You can tell straight away by looking at it that it’s fake.

“There aren’t even any 600 euro notes anyway. But anyone trying to pass it off as real, even as a joke, faces prosecution.”

I found this at Ananova.

~Virgohippy

Wanna know why I haven’t been posting for months?

Because of this thing.

Careful, it’s not work safe… unless you keep your speakers off and your pointer on the close button.

Who am I kidding? As if this blog is work safe anyway.

Here’s a surfing tip for all you PC users: ctrl+w will instantly close a window in Internet Explorer.

In response to my recent rant Netflix Needs Porn Movies! Simon, the owner of the XLog, suggested to me an awesome service called the Wanted List. (link opens in new window)

Seems I’m not alone in my quest for a single, convenient service which can cater to my insatiable desire to see erotic films. It’s everything I expect from a Netflix like video rental outlet, especially: a wide selection of porn films. The Wanted List is all about pornographic movies from every studio I’ve ever heard of, and many which I haven’t!

Check out some of these interesting looking titles already in my wanted list:

A startling expose’ of today’s “Youth Culture”, torn from today’s headlines! Far-out freaks on a wild search for kinky “kick”! Sex-crazed scenesters who call themselves THE LUV GENERATION!

My first response: NFW! OMFG!!
(No Fucking Way! Oh My Fucking Goddess!!)

One person commented, “you really have to like this kind of stuff to appreciate. Had a gay scene, which was unexpected.”

This is #1 on my list of movies to watch. But only because I need to make sure they’ve got it right - they are talking about my generation.

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I recently got a Netflix subscription, and I must say I’m very pleased. I immediately rented my three favorite movies and got them in two days. Already my list of future arrivals is longer then my list of recent outdoor sex sessions - they just kept reading my mind, showing me exactly what I wanted to see. It wasn’t until I had watched more then a handful of flicks in a little over a week that I got a sudden burst of inspiration.

I’m sure you know where I’m going with this:

Sadly, I was sorely disappointed when all I could find was sex documentaries and commentaries on the social effects and history of pornography. So it was with a heavy heart that I added them to my list, downtrodden by the failure of my newest personal fad because of “family values” run amok.

Remember the days when good, old-fashioned home grown, mom and pop video rental stores used to have all kinds of obscure titles? Remember the closeted sections in the back? That secret vault of sin hidden behind the shaded door? I sure as hell do!

Like many small businesses today, those small houses filled with lots of interesting wonders have been squashed out by big corporations with deep pockets and a “catch all” blind understanding of the consumer’s wants and needs.

Now it seems the only redemption for us true appreciators of high quality porn movies is the internet. Not that I mind having such a wide variety of high quality porn movies websites - my personal favorite is Upper Class Video - I just miss knowing who to turn to for advice on quality porn video viewing!

Okay, I’m rambling a bit here, but the bottom line is this: with companies like Blockbuster editing our movies to meet conservative values - values which don’t help me live my live any better - we need a company that can cater to an adult audience, an audience who’s not afraid of sex, an audience who likes to rent erotic DVDs!

Blockbuster, you are not the company for me!

Netflix, I love you, your video rating/suggestion system is wicked awesome, and you can read my mind better then any lover I’ve ever had, but shit, man, you’ve already got my credit card number! You know I’m a legal fucking adult! Can’t you hear the needy whispers in my mind? Do you not understand that I’m telling you I want porn!

Give me porn movies!

If you don’t give me what I want… well… I’ll still love you anyway.

Grr…

I guess I’ll just have to continue to enjoy porn on my computer…

I really shouldn’t go on rants about porn like this.

Pleasant erotic dreamings,

~Virgohippy

Follow Up: DVD Rentals for Us Adults