Orgasms are like chocolate chip cookies. There are never too many sweet things, except to save purity in pleasure.
And when heady flavors are only a memory, I will enjoy a glass of cold milk.
Tag: orgasmsJust after the time of creation, when God was nearly finished shaping and filling the universe with wonders and splendors, God was left with only two last tidbits of creation in his bag of mysteries. Seeing as God favored Adam and Eve, God decided to split the gifts between the two of them.
So, God strolled down a moss covered path in the Garden of Eden, and chanced upon the two nude lovelies, who were still flushed with a brief afternoon fornication.
“Hello Eve and Adam,” God said with a smile of approval, “Come close to me, I have something to tell you.”
“What is it, God?” asked Adam, before he harassed God excitedly with a medley of questions.
“Hold fast, Adam,” commanded God, “let me tell you.
“I have a gift for each of you, but only one each…”
“What are they?” demanded Adam while Eve let God continue.
“Well, one is the gift to urinate while standing. It’s a handy little ability…”
“Oh! Give it to me!” exclaimed Adam, as he jumped up and down, bombarding God with a ruckus of enthusiasm before God could finish his thought. “Please, oh please, let me have that ability. Please, pretty please! It’d be so much fun, urinating on things from up high. Oh, God, please give me that ability!”
On and on Adam went, like an excited little boy who… well… had to pee.
“All right Adam. I’ll give you the ability if it’s okay with Eve,” said God.
“Sure,” replied Eve through a sly smile. “If Adam wants it that much then he should have it. It’ll probably make him very happy.”
And so God said, “Adam, you have the ability to control the direction of your micturition while in a vertical position.”
Adam was so happy he immediately began to wet the bark of a nearby tree, before he moved onto drawing a picture of Eve in the sand with his steady flow. And it was good.
“Fine, fine,” said God before God and Eve shared a little smile between the two of them. “Well, Eve, now that Adam has been taken care of, how would you like…”
“Oh God, I’ll gladly take multiple orgasms,” interrupted Eve.
“How did you?”
“I peeked.”
“Clever girl,” mused God. “Well, enjoy…”
This one’s good to tell when in mixed company. I get interesting reactions when both men and women are listening at the same time.
It’s one of my favorites. I think because I enjoy experiencing women who have multiples… or maybe because I enjoy experiencing multiples myself too.
I suppose I should elaborate… 
Pleasant erotic dreamings,
~Virgohippy 
I’d like to share with you how I’ve learned to achieve more powerful orgasms with a few masturbation techniques and a Fleshlight.
Sounds tempting, eh?
I haven’t posted lately, and at the request of a few lovelies, I figured I’d illuminate a bit about one of my favorite subjects after I give my poor excuse for not posting.
As is a common Virgo habit, I’ve given myself too much work this winter break - I’m hoping to get a lot done before school starts up again but in the meantime I’ve had little time for fun… well, except for exploring masturbation techniques and enjoying the necessary orgasms I experience with my Fleshlight. But once the semester starts I should have interesting thoughts and experiences to share. With school comes social networking and with social networking cums… you get the idea, I’m sure. 
Before I begin, if you don’t know what the Fleshlight craze is all about Click Here. (Link opens in a new window) When you’ve got a basic understanding, come back here and I’ll reveal a few nifty masturbation techniques.
