Erotophoria

Found this on a forum:

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans’ penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead!

Thanks ScreaM

Laughter is good for you. It boosts the immune system, increases oxygen levels in the blood, raises energy levels, promotes good health, and most importantly, laughter is sexy! I don’t know ’bout ya’ll, but I just love being around people who are cheerful and playful. In fact, flirtation and laughter are probably the surest ways to get into my pants… aside from quick fingers, of course.

I love a woman who’s not afraid to let herself go and proclaim to the universe that she’s completely uninhibited with some infectious guffaws. Similarly, I can never get enough of funny men who can bring tears to my eyes with elaborate jokes, and who are confident enough to humiliate themselves in public. When I hear someone become completely absorbed in the humor of a moment it’s easy for me to imagine them being equally expressive in the bedroom.

But it’s a shame so few of us find the time to let loose with belly clenching guffaws. Check out this statistic:

“By the time a child reaches nursery school, he or she will laugh about 300 times a day. Adults laugh an average of 17 times a day.” “Science of Laughter” Discovery Health

It’s tough to find the time to laugh. With all my daily obligations to fulfill, and dealing with assholes… it’s hard to find a reason to laugh! And I know I’m not alone in this.

So, in an effort to make all you even more sexy people, I’m on a hunt for humorous adult stuff. I’ll start with this funny Asian style porn blooper I found over at a friends blog. It’s both sexy, and belly clenchingly entertaining.

Ya’ll are more then welcome to help the cause too. If you’ve got something funny to share, by all means, please do! I know I always laugh harder when the fun is shared.

~Virgohippy