Erotophoria

It’s official, now is the first time a family member has found the often personal and erotic blog of Virgohippy. I’m sure it was quite a shock to find out that the increadably flirtatious Virgohippy has a published space where he talks just as dirty in writing as he does in person. No, it’s true, I’m every bit as depraved and perverted as you suspected.

But fear not my lovelies! There was no shunning ritual for this “Naughty Little Fetish Monkey.”

Her words, not mine.

Instead, my enlightened family member suggested a movie to me. So, after I have now watched it at least a good half-dozen times with people I deemed worhty I’m now ready to share it with THE WORLD. (I think I’m cool, don’t ruin it for me.)

Are you ready for this? Little tip: it’ll give you extra points in the “how the hell do you find these kinds of awesome independent films” departement of ultra-super-coolness. Seriously, trust me on this one. Just dont watch it with any “innocent” ones around, you get me?

Go take a ride on Shortbus.

If you don’t have a Netflix subscription but you knowingly pay for rentals then get the fuck off my blog. You don’t deserve to be here. And don’t you dare fucking come back until you get a Netflix subscription.

That one’s free, but I’m working right now, so, while you’re at it, here’s a shameless plug: for all you nasty perverts out there who like to pretend to be some fancy voyeur, Get Internet DVD Rentals of Porn Movies Here.

In case you’re wondering…………………

Pleasant erotic dreamings,

~Virgohippy