August 17th, 2007
Fucking Hot Hippie Chicks
It’s fucking hot here in California… so hot the hippies all over Cali have formed protest rallies in rich neighborhoods, demanding that private swimming pools be turned over to local counties so everyone can enjoy them.
I have to admit, I’ve been to a few myself. Not because I want to act all Robin Hood n whatnot - I just know what happens when hippies hang out together outdoors. As soon as the hippie girls get nude everyone remembers that peace, love and the free spirit of naked hippie chicks is all that really matters in life. 
Anyway… the local authorities are having a hard time with it because so far no one’s done anything illegal so the police can’t break anything up. Well, nothing serious. A little smot poking and nude dancing in the streets never hurt no one. I guess those nude Hippie Goddesses are so pretty when they’re naked in the sun the cops don’t have the heart to force ‘em to put their clothes back on.
Schwarzenegger’s not willing to turn the fire hoses on ‘em - thank Hippie Goddess. Not because e supports the idea of the redistribution of swimming pool wealth. He’s turned it into a political thing. Here’s a snippet from a local radio station interview:
“We can’t give the hippies what they want or they’ll think we’ve negotiated with them. With the smoking of the pots, and eating of the munchies, and things of this nature, the hippies are easily confused. They’ll think we’ve given in. We can’t let them think we are pussies, because it is they who are the pussies. Great big hairy pussies and hairy armpits too!”
I think I’m gonna head out to the beach for a couple weeks and cool off a bit before school starts up again. If I don’t check out some of those sexy bikini thong beach butts cuties now I’ll miss this year’s beach bikini season.
Pleasant Erotic Dreamings,
~Virgohippy 
