Erotophoria

In response to my recent rant Netflix Needs Porn Movies! Simon, the owner of the XLog, suggested to me an awesome service called the Wanted List. (link opens in new window)

Seems I’m not alone in my quest for a single, convenient service which can cater to my insatiable desire to see erotic films. It’s everything I expect from a Netflix like video rental outlet, especially: a wide selection of porn films. The Wanted List is all about pornographic movies from every studio I’ve ever heard of, and many which I haven’t!

Check out some of these interesting looking titles already in my wanted list:

A startling expose’ of today’s “Youth Culture”, torn from today’s headlines! Far-out freaks on a wild search for kinky “kick”! Sex-crazed scenesters who call themselves THE LUV GENERATION!

My first response: NFW! OMFG!!
(No Fucking Way! Oh My Fucking Goddess!!)

One person commented, “you really have to like this kind of stuff to appreciate. Had a gay scene, which was unexpected.”

This is #1 on my list of movies to watch. But only because I need to make sure they’ve got it right - they are talking about my generation.

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I recently got a Netflix subscription, and I must say I’m very pleased. I immediately rented my three favorite movies and got them in two days. Already my list of future arrivals is longer then my list of recent outdoor sex sessions - they just kept reading my mind, showing me exactly what I wanted to see. It wasn’t until I had watched more then a handful of flicks in a little over a week that I got a sudden burst of inspiration.

I’m sure you know where I’m going with this:

Sadly, I was sorely disappointed when all I could find was sex documentaries and commentaries on the social effects and history of pornography. So it was with a heavy heart that I added them to my list, downtrodden by the failure of my newest personal fad because of “family values” run amok.

Remember the days when good, old-fashioned home grown, mom and pop video rental stores used to have all kinds of obscure titles? Remember the closeted sections in the back? That secret vault of sin hidden behind the shaded door? I sure as hell do!

Like many small businesses today, those small houses filled with lots of interesting wonders have been squashed out by big corporations with deep pockets and a “catch all” blind understanding of the consumer’s wants and needs.

Now it seems the only redemption for us true appreciators of high quality porn movies is the internet. Not that I mind having such a wide variety of high quality porn movies websites - my personal favorite is Upper Class Video - I just miss knowing who to turn to for advice on quality porn video viewing!

Okay, I’m rambling a bit here, but the bottom line is this: with companies like Blockbuster editing our movies to meet conservative values - values which don’t help me live my live any better - we need a company that can cater to an adult audience, an audience who’s not afraid of sex, an audience who likes to rent erotic DVDs!

Blockbuster, you are not the company for me!

Netflix, I love you, your video rating/suggestion system is wicked awesome, and you can read my mind better then any lover I’ve ever had, but shit, man, you’ve already got my credit card number! You know I’m a legal fucking adult! Can’t you hear the needy whispers in my mind? Do you not understand that I’m telling you I want porn!

Give me porn movies!

If you don’t give me what I want… well… I’ll still love you anyway.

Grr…

I guess I’ll just have to continue to enjoy porn on my computer…

I really shouldn’t go on rants about porn like this.

Pleasant erotic dreamings,

~Virgohippy

Follow Up: DVD Rentals for Us Adults

I’d like to share with you how I’ve learned to achieve more powerful orgasms with a few masturbation techniques and a Fleshlight.

Sounds tempting, eh?

I haven’t posted lately, and at the request of a few lovelies, I figured I’d illuminate a bit about one of my favorite subjects after I give my poor excuse for not posting.

As is a common Virgo habit, I’ve given myself too much work this winter break - I’m hoping to get a lot done before school starts up again but in the meantime I’ve had little time for fun… well, except for exploring masturbation techniques and enjoying the necessary orgasms I experience with my Fleshlight. But once the semester starts I should have interesting thoughts and experiences to share. With school comes social networking and with social networking cums… you get the idea, I’m sure.

Before I begin, if you don’t know what the Fleshlight craze is all about Click Here. (Link opens in a new window) When you’ve got a basic understanding, come back here and I’ll reveal a few nifty masturbation techniques.

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Do you have any idea how hard it is to get in a full session of self-appreciation when family is around every bend? I’m not talking about quick masturbation, devoid of all the rich pleasures that foreplay enhances, that’s easy enough to get in daily showers before anyone else is awake. I’m talking about languid episodes of slow waxing arousal, rich with vivid fantasies, gentle caresses, and throaty moans unconsciously coupled to the deepest orgasm sensations.

Under normal circumstances, I pride myself on my ability to experience earth shattering convulsions of pleasure multiple times a day with tantric infused masturbation techniques. It’s easy with my careful conservation of youthful vigor through exercise and wholesome foods. But what good is the ability to give myself many powerful orgasms if I’m unable to do it!

Over the past few weeks I almost feel as though I’ve been in a constant state of torture! If I wasn’t with so many loved ones, it might have been torture. With the constant buzzing about to and from various family members’ houses during this past holiday season - if it wasn’t my parents, then it was the grandparents’, or the other grandparents’, or the uncle’s, or the aunt’s (OI) - it’s been difficult for this otherwise ravenous hippy to experience enough orgasms.

I won’t even get into how hard it was not to flirt like crazy with all the young, beautiful women who regularly enter into my family members’ lives under the auspices of being a “family friends.”

Although, I have to admit, a bit of half-serious flirtation really does wonders to help make people feel welcome… did I say half? Maybe seven eighths would have been better.

Anyway… now that I’m home my pretty little pecker and I have been quite the busy little pair. Seems my Fleshlight hasn’t spent a dry moment yet. (Pst - I strongly suggest the pink lady with the wonder wave texture - she’s a real treat. ) Maybe I should share some of my masturbation techniques that I’ve discovered with my soft, squishy, insatiable little pink orgasm delight?

And now that my rant is over, I’d like to apologize for my absence lately, my lovelies. But, believe me, I have been punished. If you don’t feel so then you try going for weeks on end with an orgasm deficit!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a lot of catching up to do. I’ve been neglecting my friends’ erotic blogs too. Maybe to make amends for my lack of posting during the holiday season I should sift out the finest posts on my friends’ blogs and present them for you… just in case you’ve been as busy as me lately.

Pleasant erotic dreamings,

~Virgohippy