Erotophoria

I found a little website that gives all kinds of Female Clitoral Stimulation Techniques, everything from female masturbation to cunnilingus to clit friendly sex positions. Interesting little find, I think.

Orgasms are like chocolate chip cookies. There are never too many sweet things, except to save purity in pleasure.

And when heady flavors are only a memory, I will enjoy a glass of cold milk.

I was hypnotized by a recent find. I have a hard time resisting a woman who knows how to shake her ass. Try watching this video of cute Bollywood butts gyrate and thrust without letting your jaw hang limp.

Personally, I’m still far more fond of thong split cheeks like these twin white cotton asses but I’ll gladly watch some beautiful butts bounce about in long limp skirts.

A friend wants to enlighten me.

“I know the gays, I can show you them in their natural habitat. They congregate around water sources and latex plants.”

Btw, my heart will always be in The City.

~Virgohippy

Found this on a forum:

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans’ penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead!

Thanks ScreaM

Here’s a swinging sex tip from an experienced swinger.

When in a relationship with one, only play with others as a way to enhance something that’s already working. If you play with other couples, don’t do it as a way to keep the relationship interesting. If the relationship isn’t interesting by itself then that needs to be dealt with before swinging.

How did I learn this? I shared a few little tidbits about myself with an adorable little friend of mine and she shared a few with me. Turns out, she and her hubby play with friends.

Needless to say, I’m now curious to know if it’s as exciting playing with a married woman if she’s into swinging.

~Virgohippy

Fake porn euro notes being sold as a gimmick in Germany are being successfully passed off as real cash.

The notes, in 300, 600 and 1,000 euro denominations have a ring of 12 hearts instead of the usual EU stars and feature hunky men and big-breasted nude women.

Instead of the word ‘Euro’ being printed in the corner these notes have ‘Eros’ - the Greek god of love.

Euro Porn Women
But despite these differences - and the fact that the only large euro notes currently in circulation are 100s, 200s and 500s - police say they are being passed off as the real thing.

Cologne newsagent Bernd Friedhelm, 33, accepted one of the fake 600 euro notes from an unknown customer who bought two cartons of cigarettes and walked off with 534 euros in change.

Friedhelm said: “He told me it was a new type of note and I just figured I hadn’t seen one before.”

A spokesman for the Cologne police said: “You can tell straight away by looking at it that it’s fake.

“There aren’t even any 600 euro notes anyway. But anyone trying to pass it off as real, even as a joke, faces prosecution.”

I found this at Ananova.

~Virgohippy

It’s fucking hot here in California… so hot the hippies all over Cali have formed protest rallies in rich neighborhoods, demanding that private swimming pools be turned over to local counties so everyone can enjoy them.

I have to admit, I’ve been to a few myself. Not because I want to act all Robin Hood n whatnot - I just know what happens when hippies hang out together outdoors. As soon as the hippie girls get nude everyone remembers that peace, love and the free spirit of naked hippie chicks is all that really matters in life.

Anyway… the local authorities are having a hard time with it because so far no one’s done anything illegal so the police can’t break anything up. Well, nothing serious. A little smot poking and nude dancing in the streets never hurt no one. I guess those nude Hippie Goddesses are so pretty when they’re naked in the sun the cops don’t have the heart to force ‘em to put their clothes back on.

Schwarzenegger’s not willing to turn the fire hoses on ‘em - thank Hippie Goddess. Not because e supports the idea of the redistribution of swimming pool wealth. He’s turned it into a political thing. Here’s a snippet from a local radio station interview:

“We can’t give the hippies what they want or they’ll think we’ve negotiated with them. With the smoking of the pots, and eating of the munchies, and things of this nature, the hippies are easily confused. They’ll think we’ve given in. We can’t let them think we are pussies, because it is they who are the pussies. Great big hairy pussies and hairy armpits too!”

I think I’m gonna head out to the beach for a couple weeks and cool off a bit before school starts up again. If I don’t check out some of those sexy bikini thong beach butts cuties now I’ll miss this year’s beach bikini season.

Pleasant Erotic Dreamings,

~Virgohippy

Wanna know why I haven’t been posting for months?

Because of this thing.

Careful, it’s not work safe… unless you keep your speakers off and your pointer on the close button.

Who am I kidding? As if this blog is work safe anyway.

Here’s a surfing tip for all you PC users: ctrl+w will instantly close a window in Internet Explorer.

Just after the time of creation, when God was nearly finished shaping and filling the universe with wonders and splendors, God was left with only two last tidbits of creation in his bag of mysteries. Seeing as God favored Adam and Eve, God decided to split the gifts between the two of them.

So, God strolled down a moss covered path in the Garden of Eden, and chanced upon the two nude lovelies, who were still flushed with a brief afternoon fornication.

“Hello Eve and Adam,” God said with a smile of approval, “Come close to me, I have something to tell you.”

“What is it, God?” asked Adam, before he harassed God excitedly with a medley of questions.

“Hold fast, Adam,” commanded God, “let me tell you.

“I have a gift for each of you, but only one each…”

“What are they?” demanded Adam while Eve let God continue.

“Well, one is the gift to urinate while standing. It’s a handy little ability…”

“Oh! Give it to me!” exclaimed Adam, as he jumped up and down, bombarding God with a ruckus of enthusiasm before God could finish his thought. “Please, oh please, let me have that ability. Please, pretty please! It’d be so much fun, urinating on things from up high. Oh, God, please give me that ability!”

On and on Adam went, like an excited little boy who… well… had to pee.

“All right Adam. I’ll give you the ability if it’s okay with Eve,” said God.

“Sure,” replied Eve through a sly smile. “If Adam wants it that much then he should have it. It’ll probably make him very happy.”

And so God said, “Adam, you have the ability to control the direction of your micturition while in a vertical position.”

Adam was so happy he immediately began to wet the bark of a nearby tree, before he moved onto drawing a picture of Eve in the sand with his steady flow. And it was good.

“Fine, fine,” said God before God and Eve shared a little smile between the two of them. “Well, Eve, now that Adam has been taken care of, how would you like…”

“Oh God, I’ll gladly take multiple orgasms,” interrupted Eve.

“How did you?”

“I peeked.”

“Clever girl,” mused God. “Well, enjoy…”

This one’s good to tell when in mixed company. I get interesting reactions when both men and women are listening at the same time.

It’s one of my favorites. I think because I enjoy experiencing women who have multiples… or maybe because I enjoy experiencing multiples myself too.

I suppose I should elaborate…

Pleasant erotic dreamings,

~Virgohippy